I am probably one of the most immature teachers ever, but heck we have fun. So, I have been really nervous everyday this week because administration is supposedly walking up and down the halls and entering classrooms without forewarning to observe teachers. I have been told to make sure that I am teaching bell to bell and that students are on task and know what they are supposed to be learning for the day. Of course, since this is the week that the super intendent could randomly walk into my class at anytime, this is the week that my kids are hyper and crazy for some reason. And I can't lie, so am I. Yesterday, for instance, the kids took a quiz. After the quiz, instead of continuing onto the discussion for the next chapter, the kids got me distracted....hmm, I think this is the ultimate goal for high school students- get your teacher on a tangent so you don't have to talk about the lesson. Well they did just that to me. A couple of students started telling me about how they do a funny walk every day in the halls (they are kind of the class clowns). So I gave them the idea for their next walk/run. I told them to try running with their right hand going forward at the same time as the right leg and visa versa....where normally we run with the hand opposite the leg going forward. (if that makes any sense)It's not only difficult, but very entertaining to watch! And of course, these students had to try it immediately. So I have a bunch of kids running around like bafoons, kids are laughing, and I'm at the front of the room holding my sides laughing so hard I'm crying. If you don't believe how funny it is, get up and try it. Or have somebody else try it and watch. I luckily did not have the super intendent walk in at that moment, or any other authority figure. Thank goodness!
I had another funny comment said today in my class. We started talking about feminism in one of my classes and we got into a pretty good debate on whether women should be considered equal to men, and so on and so forth. Well I posed the question of whether they thought it would be more of a leap in America to have a woman president than to have our African American president. One kid in the back, who hardly says anything unless we have debates, raises his hand and wildly shakes it to get called on. I called on him to speak and he, with a straight face, proceeds to tell the class that near the end of the Bible it says that the world will come to an end if there is ever a woman president. I got a kick out of it. There is never a dull moment when you're teaching high school! I love it!